A lot of my friends ask to touch my head. I just stand there and get stroked for five minutes. It’s a free massage.
What’s the girl version of “bros before hoes”?
thank you once again
AH WHEN WILL THEY END
EVEN MORE OMFG
I regret making this post. My inbox is filled with these now lol
It’s like you didn’t even try
Author Chuck Palahniuk first came up with the idea for the novel after being beaten up on a camping trip when he complained to some nearby campers about the noise of their radio. When he returned to work, he was fascinated to find that nobody would mention or acknowledge his injuries, instead saying such commonplace things as “How was your weekend?” Palahniuk concluded that the reason people reacted this way was because if they asked him what had happened, a degree of personal interaction would be necessary, and his workmates simply didn’t care enough to connect with him on a personal level. It was his fascination with this societal ‘blocking’ which became the foundation for the novel.
I just saved an entire week worth of science class.thank you tumblr
spiders are not insects though
The more you know
I can not believe people still think spiders are insects. I assumed it was common knowledge that they’re arachnids!
THAT IS THE PART TO FOCUS ON.
spiderbro be like “hello friends don’t hate me i eat insects sorry they got that image mixed up but like srsly guys we’re super rad for real look us up on wikipedia or something”
DC won’t put out a female solo film and meanwhile Marvel won’t put out a female solo film